[Listen. He cannot help he was created to be neutral evil and despite getting friendshipped, he still has a lil sliver of evil in his heart for some things.
ALSO STOP HAVING A PRAISE KINK.]
Unsurprising you are helping someone else cause trouble.
[This is such a fucking Childe thing to do, he thinks. But it explains why Anders is so at odds with Childe, even if Childe finds it more amusing than anything. That also tracks.]
[Kidnaps Essek to Teyvat with Ryo and Scara and makes him worse again (no) (unless?)
AND LOOK... I CAN'T HELP HIS KINKS I AM SIMPLY THE SUFFERING MESSENGER. ESSEK IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A SAD WET MAGIC MAN. ESSEK SAVE YOURSELF]
From the way Alex described it, she only called for me to help her after she got caught. [But it's true, he doesn't sound particularly defensive or guilty. It's simple fact: if Alex needs his help, it's his job to come.] I have my own thoughts on the whole thing, but I don't intend to apologize for something I'm not sorry for. So I assume he'll curse me to eternal damnation forever, or whatever it is he likes to do.
no subject
ALSO STOP HAVING A PRAISE KINK.]
Unsurprising you are helping someone else cause trouble.
[This is such a fucking Childe thing to do, he thinks. But it explains why Anders is so at odds with Childe, even if Childe finds it more amusing than anything. That also tracks.]
no subject
AND LOOK... I CAN'T HELP HIS KINKS I AM SIMPLY THE SUFFERING MESSENGER. ESSEK IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A SAD WET MAGIC MAN. ESSEK SAVE YOURSELF]
From the way Alex described it, she only called for me to help her after she got caught. [But it's true, he doesn't sound particularly defensive or guilty. It's simple fact: if Alex needs his help, it's his job to come.] I have my own thoughts on the whole thing, but I don't intend to apologize for something I'm not sorry for. So I assume he'll curse me to eternal damnation forever, or whatever it is he likes to do.
[Waves a hand dismissively]